Welcome to the world of tomorrow! Galaxy Fraulein Yuna

I’ve written a few love letters before on this blog, although going over these random older posts reveals a rather limited range of games that can be boiled down to little more than hard, weird, and anime Lost Planet 2. Galaxy Fraulein Yuna’s entry into this unesteemed field broadens the net to include ‘Nineties visual novels starring adorable space idol singers’, a somewhat exclusive genre that I feel we can all agree deserves putting on a pedestal for the concept alone.

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It’s clear right from the start of this twenty-five year old game that Hudson/Red Company were keen to show off the love and care they’d lavished on Yuna as players are treated to not only a fully-voiced pre-title sequence but also a post-title song that serves much the same purpose as the plot/character primers found in the intros of certain quality cartoons (not sorry) I used to watch when I was younger. It looks fantastic, gets you up to speed on Yuna’s life so far without bogging the opening act down in avoidable exposition, and perfectly sets the tone of things to come.

Once that visual extravaganza’s out of the way players find themselves thrust into the distant future of 2299; a strange and unknowable land where fan letters arrive on pieces of paper sent through the mail, nobody has a mobile phone, and public libraries are large and well funded. If that’s not outlandish enough there’s also commercial space travel, cute android friends, and black holes that make Yuna and friends look a bit wibbly. Hard sci-fi this isn’t, but Yuna’s view of the 23rd century is pleasant and cohesive; an charming setting where galactic idol singers engage in karaoke battles with their teachers, adversaries self-identify as ‘Frauleins of Darkness’, and being kind and enthusiastic is enough to see the heroes win the day. It’s a huge dollop of well-meaning fun that’s been polished until you can see your face reflected in Yuna’s beaming smile, and the plot moves forward at a fair clip even with multiple planets to visit and a baker’s dozen of opponents to insult into oblivion.

While a fair bit of this brisk pacing is down to the game’s bright-n-breezy style it’s also aided immensely by a streamlined UI that, much like PC-98 adventure Makyouden, flat-out removes all of those overly-specific adventure game commands that aren’t really necessary and as such Yuna’s only methods of interaction are to look, speak, and move. There are occasions when you need to be more specific, but it’s never anything more demanding than ‘Look at the hot dog stand or the couple on the bench’ or ‘Go down the corridor on the left or the right?’ – no pixel hunting, no wondering if you should pull a cupboard or open it, or if you should have used talk/look/look instead of look/look/talk. Another positive is the way the Yuna removes the move command entirely when you start a sequence of events, ensuring you absolutely cannot leave an area until whatever short scenes, from plot-important discoveries to amusing side conversations, are completely done and dusted. The concept of returning to check an area one more time just in case you didn’t correctly finish off a conversation simply doesn’t exist here.

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These small and simple gestures remove most of the usual fears often found within the adventuring genre, which has the knock-on effect of making any optional scenes and one-off choices you can stumble upon feel like enjoyable extras where players have some real influence (however small): Should Yuna wear a cute or sexy costume for the swimsuit competition? Should she enter the middle or side elevators first? There are no wrong choices, ‘bad ends’, or anything important to miss, which means that when a selection of possibilities comes up they feel more like chances to exercise your curiosity instead of irritating distractions trying to obscure the ‘right’ path.

Battles are equally stress-free - if you’re capable of pressing a button on a pad then you’ll definitely win. Strictly speaking you’ve got two different attacks and ‘hurl insults’ as your offensive options as well as the ability to defend, run away, and ‘be sweet’ (recover Fraulein Points) to give battles some tactical depth, but unlike Bubblegum Crash the scraps here are most definitely weighted in your favour – a change of scenery and a bit of excitement, but nothing for you to worry about.

As such your one and only tactic should be to insult Yuna’s opponent until her Fraulein Points run out (mildly bitchy back-and-forths may do a lot of damage but they are rather unladylike after all), try both standard attacks available and note the one that does the most damage, then use that until the other person falls down. Obviously in just about any other genre a system as simplistic as this would be a huge problem, but I feel Yuna gets away with it as these segments are clearly an extension in both tone and execution of the standard adventure gameplay – the game isn’t trying to convince you that there’s a complex fighting mechanic working away in the background, it’s all just for fun.

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If you take a detached and clinical look at it Yuna really isn’t all that special:  The title doesn’t do anything particularly inventive within its genre and the story won’t surprise anyone who’s ever seen a light-hearted OVA from around the same sort of time, but it succeeds because Yuna knew exactly what it wanted to achieve and every effort was then channelled into making the game the best version of itself possible. It’s a cheerful experience that really does feel like an interactive cartoon, a game that won’t leave you feeling enlightened but will leave you smiling. Yuna may not have ended up a merchandising juggernaut like Sakura Taisen or Tokimeki Memorial, but her brief time in the limelight did leave us with an endearing clutch of games that speak to their system’s strengths and remain as enjoyable now as they ever were.

At this point you might be wondering whether to go for the PC Engine original, the Saturn Remix, or the PSP version of Yuna’s adventure; as the game itself is virtually identical between the original and Remix your decision really hinges on whether you prefer the look of the original’s pixel event scenes or the Saturn’s scanned artwork.

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PC Engine: This is obviously where it all began, and boasts crisp pixel art with an impressive amount of unique images and animations, and an awful lot of speech for a game that only occupies a single CD. The HuVideo variant includes the standard game (identical in every way to the regular release) and a second CD containing some digitised illustrations and a sixty second FMV sequence. This version’s nice to have just because you get more Yuna, but it’s a set of extras so bare-boned they didn’t even bother to include a title screen or a menu, just straight into the FMV on boot then once that’s finished you’re immediately kicked over to an extremely grainy art gallery. If you’re holding both in your hands and they’re around the same price then you may as well buy the one with the extra disc, but otherwise you’ll be fine with whichever’s the first one you come across.

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Saturn: Technically superior in every way to the original as events now use scanned images that cover the entire screen – fancy! However the PCE’s pixel art renditions look sharper as they’ve been drawn specifically with the limitations of the hardware in mind while the Saturn images are clearly downgraded scans of traditional art so every scene reminds you that you’re not getting the best version of the image shown, just a pretty good facsimile. There’s no question that short of a Windows 95 port running in glorious 640x480 (a release that sadly only exists within my sweetest dreams) you won’t have played a better-looking version of Yuna before or since, but as we’re now spoiled by phones that can play anything from arcade-quality Time Gal (coming up next!) to online co-op Monster Hunter in 1080p there’s a lingering feeling that the PCE’s pixel art’s aged better.

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PSP: The PSP port is a great value se- [checks current selling price online] ABOUT NINETY SODDING POUNDS THESE DAYS, which is terrible value if you just want to play the PC Engine Yunas but unfortunately still by far the cheapest way to play legendary PC Engine shmup Ginga Fukei Densetsu Sapphire (do ignore those sealed/mint £70-ish Sapphires you’ll find on eBay, they’re all ‘reproductions’). The included bonus art galleries are really very nice (much better quality and different art to the images included on the HuVideo CD) and I’ve never had any issues with Hudson’s PCE-on-PSP emulation, but it’s really not worth seeking out at the current asking price if you’re only interested in playing Yuna.